"He’s eight years old. You’ve been here for a day and a half, and you already have a nemesis?"

(Source: stanacatic)

"Really? Should I be worried?"
“Only that I’m gonna solve the case before you.”

(Source: stanacatic)

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

continueplease:

After reading that dogs lick the mouths of whomever they feel is in charge, I just feel like this dog is thinking “I CAN’T HANDLE THIS MUCH RESPONSIBILITY.”

(Source: collaterlysisters)

anthologyofmyshithometown:

thatslatebluewolf:

That mailbox is just like “OH GOD JUST KILL ME IT’S TOO HOT”

Remind me not to love anywhere this happens. And Pennsylvania, if you pull this shit, we’re not friends anymore.

(Source: unamusedsloth)

(Source: r-re)

buzzfeed:

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